that's what you said last night

Alternative of 'that's what she said' Turning something normal someone has said, to being sexual.

Girl: *spits out food* Your sausage tastes too salty!
Boy: That's what you said last night..

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dig what you dug

the best song ever. 23/10 actors and one barista would recommend

adri loves dig what you dug. dig what you dug is adri's song.

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you get what you pay for

Cheap ass people who refuse to pay for quality and/or experience always end up buying super cheap goods or services below the 'it's too good to be true' mark. Then when said goods break, fall apart, stop working, or they are not happy with the service they were promised, they are genuinely surprised and will bitch to anyone within hearing distance of them that they got 'ripped off'.

Literal meaning: if you buy a cheap product or service, 9 times out of 10 you will be disappointed as it will not live up to your (unrealistic) expectations. Get a clue and start buying quality stuff!

Sucker: "Dude, i got this Rolex Submariner for only $150 bucks off some black dude in the French Quarter. I can't believe my luck! Look at this bad boy, I'm gonna get all the pussy with this watch!"

Sucker's friend: "Dude, your wrist is turning green... and look at the face of the watch, it's crooked."

Sucker: "What the---, I think I got beat out of $150. This piece of shit prolly aint worth $5!"

Sucker's friend: "Well, you know what they say... you get what you pay for. Sucker!! hahahahahaha!!"

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you reap what you sow

what you do will come back to you.

Watch the way you live your life because you reap what you sow.

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What are you?!

A catchphrase you ask somebody when they’re doing something weird or abnormal.

Stop doing that! What are you?!

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you will reap what you sow

To be responsible for your own actions and the choices you make.

John:"Tommy robbed a corner store and got 15 years in prison"

Chester: " Really I guess you will reap what you sow smh"

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what you talkin bout willis?

Implying that someone else is crazy when they're merely pointing out your foolishness.

Willis: Don't you think you'd better put the lid on that blender full of gunk before you plug it in?

Lil' Fool: What you talkin bout willis? (as he plugs in the blender)

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