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A girl who has lost the time she spends with her boyfriend because he plays World of Warcraft so unbelievably freaking often. The worst scenario this could present itself in is when both people have jobs and/or school, causing both time with the girl and on Warcraft to be limited to the same hours.
A way to resolve this issue is for the girl to try the following: become interested, cuddle with him while he's playing (best way is to sit behind him, with your arms around his waist, thus not inhibiting his view or typing functions), ask questions about the game, and possibly even (this is a dramatic course of action) join in! Warcraft can be a fun game and from this standpoint you could even suggest grouping together on alternate characters (called alts or toons).
Warcraft doesn't have to be the end of your relationship, fear not.
....If you have any questions you can contact me in-game on Songiss, Sentinels server.
"We never have sex anymore! You're always on that stupid game!"
"Well, just consider the fact that when I finally get my endgame equipment, we'll both be horny as hell. It's for the better. Mind running and getting me an energy drink, hun? I'll be on for a few more hours."
"I heard about this 12 step program for Warcraft Widows. Mind making an alt on Sentinels really quick sweetheart? There's a chick I need to talk to..."
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Similar to other forms of sports widow (ie football widow, golf widow, etc)
This form of widowing involves being invited to the pub only to sit and watch ones partner play darts.
If one wishes they could embrace the darts widow mentality and become a darts wife, wearing large gold jewellery and garish colours. Tres chic...
"What you doing tonight? Do you want to come and be a darts widow?"
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Alter ego of Black Widow in an alternative Marvel universe (possible a universe where all superheroes are porn stars)
Dick Widow and that guy who’s shoots arrows were summoned by the head of Shield, Dick Fury, to protect the earth against a man with a huge metal glove!
The wife or partner of a grower of weed who finds herself alone for the majority of the time while the grower tends to the crop and other details. Being a weed widow made financial sense, which outweighed the absence of a husband or partner, before legalization destroyed the Black Market.
Harvest had him so busy she became a Weed Widow.
Any person who has tattoos either drawn/inked by or related to someone special to them, who is no longer around for any of various reasons.
"Hey Tony, why does your girlfriend have a big tattoo that says Joey on her arm?"
"She's a tattoo widow, don't bring it up."
A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.
Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow
the best avenger, yes she died but she was still the best. an iconic legend one would say! she doesn't need powers shes just better. don't argue w me dawg shes the best ok.
omg Natasha Romanoff is the Black Widow shes the best !!!