child: Mom can we get some Mcdonalds
Mom: what do you think i am made of money
Child: inst that what mom stands for
Someone who is supposed to love and care for you not abuse you your whole life to the point where you try commuting suicide in hopes to make her finally be happy with you
Me: I fucking hate my mom
Someone: why
Me: she abused me for most of my life
bleached mommy buckets of kfc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stump water salad
mom please stop trying to have sexual intercourse with me
the woman that pushed u out her pussy
"hey mom?"
"what sweetie"
"why do you have a big pussy"
"because i pushed ur fat ass out of it"
What you call you teacher not on purpose
You: mom
Teacher:? Its ok
You: runs away in Embarrassment