Leak Wink

Whilst going for a piss, making direct eye contact with another person, and winking at them.

"Did you just leak wink at me?"

Wink Wonk

Wink wonk is primarily used as spam but can also be used to replace random words in a sentence for comedic effect.

It started in a discord server but quickly spread to a few small streams on youtube causing them to gain views but have their chats spammed with wink wonk. It is most popular among the "HeyItsUltra" community, a small {youtuber}.

Commenter: WINK WONK
Youtuber: Damn it these people keep spamming wink wonk in my chat

Bob: I'll wink your wonk *wink*
Joe: Bob that's disgusting

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p*wink

To touch yourself inappropriately. To masturbate.

I was bored so I decided to p*wink

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wink out

a brief episode of absent-mindedness, to space off for a moment, or to be oblivious to one's surroundings or out of touch with reality for a short period of time.

People who are very tired, easily distracted, prone to daydreaming, or afflicted with subtle seizure disorders may 'wink out' from time to time.

Term is used extensively in a first season episode of Star Trek, 'The Alternative Factor', that first aired in early 1967. The plot revolved around a humanoid encountered by the crew of the starship Enterprise who was at odds with his opposite in a parallel universe. When they met, a tremendous disturbance in the time/space continuum resulted that was described as that part of the galaxy 'winking out', or momentarily ceasing to exist. The special effect that accompanied this occurrence involved flashing yellow and red light over a background of stars, remarkably similar to what one may see when hit in the face or head or perhaps afterwards as a symptom of a concussion.

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log and a wink

The act of taking a shit when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your asshole creating a "wink". Probably one of the worst things ever...

Abacus: hey BJ ill be right back ima go take a shit
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable

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sad wink

When you prematurely ejaculate and hit yourself in one eye with most of your load.

Daryl saw his mom in the shower, now he has a sad wink.

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winking lizard

When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time

Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night

Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!

Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick

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