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A complicated two part wrestling move that begins with the victim being placed in a Bulgarian Headlock. Once accomplished the performer must firmly grasp the victims elastic waistline, release the headlock, and fall backwards to a seated position. If done correctly as the headlock is released the victim will attempt to quickly get back to his feet, and coinciding with the hard wedgie should effectively render their underwear over the top of their head.
That was the first time I'de ever seen a Bulgarian Nuclear Program performed on someone wearing a thong, she looked like she was in a lot of pain.
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Term that the White House invented in order to sway public opinion on President Bush's illegal wiretapping of American Citezens without court warrants.
Typical Republican: We need the Terrorist Surveillance Program in order to protect our national security.
Republican Hack: Democrats are unpatriotic because they oppose the Terrorist Surveillance Program
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A program hosted by the Robinson Center for Young Scholars at the University of Washington which accepts 16 7th and 8th graders to enter the UW early. Students must go through an one-year intensive transition school (TS) prior to entering the university. Most Early Entrance Program students thrive in the university environment, contrary to popular stereotypes of entering college early.
More colleges need to adopt early entrance programs on the model of the Early Entrance Program.
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Taking an undesireable person and forcing them into the trunk of a car then driving them far into the countryside and leaving them naked and beaten on the roadside.
"I cought the asshole that my girlfriend cheated on me with and put him into a Mafia Relocation Program."
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The most overrated and overhyped programming paradigm on earth.
Frequently leads to over-engineering and is at the moment most commonly done using the Java programming language, which has a particularly shitty brand of object-orientation. Other popular object-oriented programming languages include C++ and C#.
Idiot: Man, that's such a hard project. Let's use object-oriented programming to make out life easier.
Rock-star programmer: You're fired.
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Being addicted to a website (in this case urbandictionary.com) is as strong and unhealhty as being on heroin. Therefore the Internet junkie must seek out the Methadone (in this case bluelight.nu) to rehabilitate his heroin addiction. Usually it results in the user transferring his fix from heroin (urbandictionary) to Methadone (bluelight) and then he is hooked again.
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the solution to most of our problems.
if it takes more than an one hour program to fix something we get bored and walk away.the plumber, the cake decorator, the paramour, all have one hour to fix it or lose the job.