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Someone who compensates for being wealthy, successful and privileged by being a morally superior racist.
What's the difference between being conservative Christian and being woke?
Conservative Christians know they're practicing a religion.
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Meant to describe how ones Awareness of the vastness of our universe and deep meaning behind every aspect of human life. Has nothing to due with being aware of specifically racism or SJW bullshit. Being Woke is knowing what is actually going on in the world and being able to read between the lines, or even further and reading through the lines.
This is the original Urban Definition of Woke or WOKE back from 2015 when The homies in Long Island New York Witnessed the new use of it. Before the Mainstream took the term and made up a new false definition of the term.
Bitch I'm WOKE as fuck! do you even know what is happening in the world right now?- E.T.
Do you even realize what china is doing to our country? Get WOKE Bro.
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An outdated word that cringe-cervatives use as a description of the left. They think it makes them sound cooler when really they sound like a dumb millennial who relies on FOX as their only news outlet
They also use “based” to describe themselves which may be even worse.
Cringe-cervative: “i really can't stand my generation. What a bunch of woke libbys. Good thing I'm a based conservative”
Normal people: “wow”
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A postmodern version of being "born-again" where an individual is hyper-vigilant of magic transgressions in human dignity because they're painfully unaware of secretly being deeply ashamed of how life is not fucking them hard enough.
"Dude! Your speech about our duty to manifest our intersectional consciousness to promote equal outcomes, was such profound wokeness! I'm totes going to burn my bra right now before heading back to the safe space for some gender neutral polyamory!"
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When yous parentials dont get ur ass woke up in te morn, and blame it on u. But they lazy asses supposed to be your alarm clocky
Person 1: Ey yo bish why u not at scool tis mornin`
Person 2: Mi mUAm was supposed to woke me ass up tis morn.
Person 1: Wait ish u tellin`me mey nigga that yous muams didn`t woke u up,
Person 2: nigga i swear mie muams is on craak
Person 1: damn m`nigga
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adj.
The cult-like view that systematic oppression is quite literally everywhere, and that nearly everything should be viewed through this lens. (Indoctrinated woke cultists will insist that being “woke” is a good thing, but it is not.)
A woke college professor wrote an academic paper stating that seasonal festive “pumpkin” products (i.e. pumpkin spice lattes) are emblematic of white supremacy. (Yes, really. Look it up.)
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The opposite of the people who post definitions of this word on this site trying to be humorous but are really just bigoted.
While I know that being woke means I’m socially conscious and feel that all people deserve equal rights, some people instead just can’t seem to get over their fear of losing their privilege in this world, wake up, and be truly good and fair to all people.
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