Random
Source Code
Random
Completely fucked up and or barely functioning
Ashley: excuse me sir I can’t run today my ankles are wonky
Instructor: what the fuck does that even mean Ashley ?
When you are amazing at picking up girls and then all swarm you.
You are getting so many women tonight, I’m going to start to call you Wonky Bill.
When you arent sure of the origin of an ice lolly, but you want to lick it anyway.
"Phwoar Nigel! Giz a lick of that wonky rocket then or what?"
The word 'wonky' is to be used in a positive manner to describe the type of music being played. Wonky depicts a simply gripping and invigoratingly clever composition of any genre that immediately sends chills down your spine upon hearing it, whilst making you wish that this very song went on for hours.
*Radio starts smacking out a fat beat*
Garry: Wow, this is truly a wonky club banger
when you make so much money that you can pay your friends 100k and still have over 500k for yourself
Hey bro, the Chinese deal went through! From here on out I'll be making them wonky bucks.
Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.
The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.
Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.
The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.