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I was jerking it really hard and then my mom walked in and i gave her a cumshot wound.
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A wound acquired during a night of heavy drinking. a war wound often tells a tale, as most are collected during a period of blackout and hint at where the injured individual may have been the night prior. scrapes, cuts, bruises, sprains or broken bones all qualify as war wounds.
Oh dude, i woke up this morning with a couple of sick war wounds. i figure i must have gone to the beach last night after that bottle of rye because this cut on my knee is full of sand.
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Vagina, pussy, equivalent of "axe wound"
Joe "She's just whining about her croutch wound, and if she doesnt' stop I'm gonna collect on that rib she owes us."
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Goin down and gittin the gash (see gash)with ones tongue. Known by freakin wagnails as cunnilingus.
Dude: "i dont think lickin's gonna heal that wound"
Broad: "yeah but it sure makes it feel better"
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Hey dude, did you see her hatchet wound last night?
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A slang term for a womans vagina.
Hey Beth, let me see that hatchet wound.
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A fine ass woman that you're going after, and guranteed to get cause she is either so into you that you don't have to work at it, or you're just that damn good.
Like a lion hunting a wounded gazelle, there may a short chase but he's guranteed his meal.
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