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Noun. A geek’s favorite tool. Whenever a geek fixes something he uses a dork wrench.
Geek: pass that dork wrench. Friend: The what?
Geek: the dork wrench. Aka my favorite tool
When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.
Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."
When a woman is so loose, she must twist her hips to apply pelvic torque for you to feel anything. The term may be applied either to the technique, or the individual who must utilize it.
After the sixth kid, my wife was a loose wrench.
a device used to fire wrenchs, hammers, screwdrivers and suchlike at foolish bufoons
i hit three of them bufoons with my new wrench-launcher today. i mostly used hammers and screwdrivers.
When a chick giving you a blow job similtaniously strokes your cock like she is trwisting a wrench.
Man Chuck's mom gave the fukin kind monkey wrench last night.
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Using the wrong tool for a job. Most often used when trying to use a pair of pliers or vice-grips to remove nuts and bolts.
I didn't ask for a mexican wrench, go grab me the correct tool.
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