A man who fucks so much, and has been so successful at pleasing women, that his sex giving powers have reportedly saved women from death. The word "wrench" implying that this individual can stop anybody problems with their Johnson that they are a gift from our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Some Penis-Wrenches have reportedly cured cancer, Blue-waffle, etc.
Brynn: Hey Val, I thought you had a fever, you probably shouldn't be out in the cold!
Val: Oh, I'm better now, Matt is such a Penis-Wrench that he cured me!
Brynn: Ooh, what's his number?
1. a vibrator.
2. a female's act of masturbation.
Man, someone needs to bang that Annie girl. All she does is sit around and poon wrench all day.
When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.
Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."
a device used to fire wrenchs, hammers, screwdrivers and suchlike at foolish bufoons
i hit three of them bufoons with my new wrench-launcher today. i mostly used hammers and screwdrivers.
When a woman is so loose, she must twist her hips to apply pelvic torque for you to feel anything. The term may be applied either to the technique, or the individual who must utilize it.
After the sixth kid, my wife was a loose wrench.
When a chick giving you a blow job similtaniously strokes your cock like she is trwisting a wrench.
Man Chuck's mom gave the fukin kind monkey wrench last night.
Using the wrong tool for a job. Most often used when trying to use a pair of pliers or vice-grips to remove nuts and bolts.
I didn't ask for a mexican wrench, go grab me the correct tool.