A town that nothing significant ever happens in. Others from the state of Michigan havenโt heard of it and assume you are talking about the State of Wyoming. The local high school is infamous for having their varsity quarterbacks peak in high school, and can often be seen the year after they graduate attending lame high school homecoming dances with girls who donโt relive how pathetic that actually is.
When they are 30 they realize that they haven't had a single exciting or interesting experience since their senior year. Despite being a large and diverse town, not one person of any importance has ever came from the town. The biggest accomplishment you can have is not getting pregnant or knocking anyone up before your 21st birthday.
The world would be better off if the town just disappeared in the mist. Know one would come looking for it. And the worlds amount of people with STDโs would be cut in half.
Never live in Wyoming, Michigan unless your goal in life is mediocrity.
When a couple is doin it the male finishes on the recipiants face then the finisher licks it off of the person who recived the facial.
Dude me and my girlfriend tried a hot Wyoming last night and today her face looks better and I feel better after that protien shot.
While taking a shit, have the seat up, and sit directly in the water while shitting
Phil did you just rip a Wyoming Waterdipper?
Fuck yeah I did Ricky!
It's just masturbation. Since Wyoming doesn't exist neither does your sex life, hence the name Wyoming sex.
Damn bro, after stalking Malu's Instagram I need to have some Wyoming sex.
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used in the rural west, this term refers to a female riding in the back of a pickup truck flashing here boobs for truckers to see.
I was driving down I-80 and saw several Wyoming Salutes.
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After consuming enough alcohol, entering a state where you are horny, violent, and crazy....
Kellen shouldn't have tried to walk to Wal-Mart, he was way too Wyoming Drunk....
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Strength of wind as defined by the length of a 90 inch chain welded to a pole. Wind speed is determined by the length of horizontal chain, before it begins to droop down vertically. The stronger the wind, the greater the horizontal length before dangling downwards.
Dang, Elbert! Let's go hot air ballooning today! The wyoming windsock is only stretching out 30 inches! Let's go!
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