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A phrase that will annoy the fuck out of people. The phrase that is the best comback when your down or is lost for words in an argument. Generally words that are meant to make people laugh but just doesnt work or just too dry. This works in any sentence and basically works for anything.
"dude your so annoying"
"yo mama"
"Dude this game is radicule"
"Yo mama is radicule"
"I hate you and i wish you died, your a low life creep who has no friends"
"yo mama"
"can you get me some fries"
"Yo mama"
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A trending joke genre that originated from a YouTube channel...
Yo mama so STUPID, she sold her car for gas money!
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Fighting words, if someone says it, they more than likely will be killed or get their ass beat.
Guy 1: Bro, I hurt my ankle!
Guy 2: I broke yo mama's ankles last night!
Guy 1: *kills guy 2* talk about my mama again, dead ass bitch.
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A "yo mama male" is defined as a male who generally gamers. They are independent of the social-sexual hierarchy. sigma, alpha, zeta, he is above all of these. he has ascended above the social norms of society. this is hard to tell though, as he only responds in "yo mama" jokes. he is like the joker, not caring about the struggles of the world around him. he is his own man, a dominator of sigma males. they cower in fear at the sight of a yo mama male. every male can sense when a yo mama male is in the area. they are extremely rare, less than 1% of the population of males are yo mama males. if you encounter a yo mama male, an epic yo mama rap battle will ensue (like friday night funkin). or a joke competition.
BOB: "Why is sigma male name quaking in fear?"
JIM: "A yo mama male just passed us dude."
To use Yo Mama jokes without any intention to and without any thought process.
Jenny: Oh my god. There's a dog on fire outside!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!
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Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
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she may be...
hairy
nasty
fat
dark
ugly
stupid
and whatever else you can think of!
yo mama is (insert any above word of your choice)!
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