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A stick that is better then bacon
Yoda: My stick is better then bacon
Yoda's Stick
A sexual act where you take a shit load of Ketamine, Start masturbating and right before you cum spin like a fucking Beyblade making the lego yoda death sound shooting your load in a 360° direction.
It was his cause of death was from performing an act called 'The Dirty yoda'
when a mans balls are so wrinkly and saggy they look like yodas head. Can also be yous as an insult for downer " you are such a saggy yoda".
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Millennial slang for a wrinkled micropenis
Peter hooked up with Jimmy and discovered a Baby Yoda in his trousers.
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When you teach someone with a virgin state of mind things about sex and a variety of not pure things. A corrupter of innocent minds. Usually not a parent figure. Most likely the older boys at school.
Man! I didn't know what a cincinnati bowtie was until my Sex Yoda taught me what that meant. It sounds like fun!
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The cutest thing you’ll ever see
Baby yoda is so cute
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Baby Yoda is a quite recently discovered Swedish Delicacy. Discovered in December 2019, this bat-eared alien was prospected for flavor by famous food connoisseur PewDiePie. Although this exiting new culinary discovery has not been Gordon Ramsay approved, many expect great things of this rare delight.
Hey Joe, I bought us some canned Baby Yoda.
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