you are what you eat

A phrase that is obviously not true because I eat pussy all the time and still do not display any vaginal qualities.

You are what you eat, Barbara Streisand.

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You are what you eat

A great comeback when someone insults you. On a scientific level this works because the things we eat actually make up our bodies. But if you were called... for example... a pussy... you get the idea.

"You never do anything daring. You're such a pussy"

"Hey, you are what you eat."

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you are what you eat

Hannibal Lecter's personal motto.

A census taker tried to quantify me once. I promptly demonstrated to him that you are what you eat, Clarice. FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT ...,

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flip you and stick you

When a male and a female are having intercourse with the female in the missionary position and the male turns the female in to the doggy style position

I just want to flip you and stick you so hard

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you are what you behold

a game with circles and squares that fight and kill

Person 1: have you played you are what you behold
Person 2: not yet

If you decline then you a homosexual

you heard that right, definition approver person

"If you decline then you a homosexual, He said"
"The person refused this definition to be put on Urban Dictionary, hence, he is a full blown homosexual."

You get what you get and you don't get upset

A phrase that teachers use when students are being annoying because they didn't get the colour of a certain item they wanted.

Friend: "Gets 1 million dollars"
You: "Gets nothing"
You: "Teacher, why did my friend get a million dollars and I got nothing?"
Teacher: "YOU GET WHAT YOU GET AND YOU DON'T GET UPSET NOW SHUT UP KID"

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