Suck Your Dad

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.

I suck your dad every day.

I banged your dad

I couldn't find your mum

You don't have a mum so I banged your dad

Your dad is mine

lol dilf

blah blah Your dad is mine (dilf)

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

Natasha didn't fuck your dad

but you sure did

Boys who fuck their daddies and mommies. Natasha didn't fuck your dad. But you sure did

your dad loose

your dad loose is a phrase used as an insult against someone.

The phrase refers to the loose asshole of the victims father, indicating that you have anally penetrated them.

Guy 1: Fuck you!

Guy 2: Nah fuck you, your dad loose bitch!

Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
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Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*