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Man this shit fucking STINKS!!!!!!
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This phrase usually pronounced with heavy Mizrahi accent, meaning "I'm not going to do or even think or consider what you suggested because I'd much prefer doing nothing at the moment". It is usually a stand alone response not requiring any additional explanation or reasoning.
Moshe, do your homework!
"Leave me in your mother"
or
Sharon, were you been smoking?
Arghh, "leave me in your mother"
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This insult will instantly remove your victim from existence. Their flesh and muscle will be ripped away from their bones as they slowly fade into nothingness.
Jimmy: "Your mom gay"
Billy: "Your dad lesbian"
Jimmy: "Your pap a trap"
Billy: "Your mother your significant other"
Jimmy: *dies a slow, painful, and regretful death*
That's what happens when a russian tries to translate an arabic oriented phrase from hebrew to english :-)
The "In your mother" is a shorthand for "in your mothers life" which is a phrase close in its meaning to something that is very precious and dear to you.
So I would translate it as "do me a very big favour (as big and important as your mothers life) and leave me alone".
She: Let's go to my parents this friday
He: Leave me, in your mother
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The supreme comeback. The five words, that if used in succession, will force the entire known universe to collapse within 4 microseconds. This is never to be used until it is absolutely needed.
Billy: Ur mom gay
Tom: Ur dad lesbian
Billy: Your sister is a mister
Tom: Your brother be your mother
*Everything instantly collapses and everything stops existing*
The long tunnel into the light that you call a vagina. See also, Hot Topic. And pink sock.
Dude, I went into your mother's cavernous vagina the other day and found these awesome pants!
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Something you say when you've been dealt a vast amount of ownage. It's a compulsory response to having your ass handed to you. It's usually uttered in the hopes of saving face.
Ernie: Your mother ain't shit!
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