Own It

When you walk into a bathroom after someone has just taken a terrible shit and it smells completely disgusting. You now "Own it". That smell belongs to you even though you didn't produce it. If someone sees you leaving the bathroom they are going to assume you did it. It's not even worth explaining, just except the fact that it now belongs to you.

I went to the bathroom at work this morning after someone had just taken a horrible shit. In leaving I passed a co-worker who naturally thought I produced that smell. But now he is going to "Own it".

The same rule applies when plunging out someone else's "Log Jam" - some asshole who plugged up the toilet just before you walked in. You now own that one too!

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Owned

Owned, resulting back in the Ultima Online days is a word depicing victory over another person or thing. Being passed up into the new generation of games and even in real conversations the word has come a long way since it was started by us old UO boys

* That mofo just got owned like a bitch.
* Hahahahaha Fucken Owned
* Man you got owned like a motherfucker
* OWNED HAHAHAHAHA

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owned

A word commonly used in the gaming world.
Usually meaning getting your ass kicked in a damn video game.

DeathBRINGERXxX:hahaha nOOb i just owned you!!
theAVERAGEjoe: . . . . . .shit

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OWNed

When you watch too much of the Oprah Winfrey Network and you suddenly feel like an empowered middle aged black woman.

Kari: "ohhhh man, I got OWNed last night."

Amber: "who made a fool of you?? I'm gonna kick their---"

Kari: "No I just watched a marathon of Iyanla, Fix My Life."

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owned

A process or action of becoming overcome. Some one has earned the right to your name. Someone has overwhelmed you with their skill in a specific competition or betting arragement.

dude, i OWNED your ass in Halo yesterday. I'm gonna OWN your girl later tonight man.

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Owned

A misspelling of pwned.
Used in a sentence created to humiliate someone after they have contributed to an unintelligent situation.

After Idiot1 gets kicked in the balls, Idiot2 says, "You got owned!"

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Owned

the act of being totally paralised with shock and chronic wiggage.. when someone promotes a state of mental immobility by describing sometihng totally fucked up to you.

"man, did you see that fat stripper? he dirty flaps were hanging out...it owned me hardcore..."

"man that music owns me.."

"Dion totally owns me in his fucking purple stretch pants..i am going to kill that son of a bitch if he wears them again...."

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