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After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.
It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
Bob: "Ahhhh, I just had a Comfort Poo."
John: "Hangover gone then?"
Bob: "You betcha."
When you do a shit and put it in the freezer and you or someone else uses it as a dildo
She really enjoy using her poo dildo she received for Chrismas
Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"
Guy: I learned how to fly today.
Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.
Noun: A jovial, endearing term, which rather that implying that you are that type of dog that lays a turd and immediately sniffs it, actually suggests that one is held in high esteem.
Gypsyking: I've just bought you a nice present.
Gypsyqueen: Oh, you're such a Poo-Dog!
Taking a phat dump in the disgusting school toilets
Wanna launch some toilet paper into that cubicle, there's a year 7 having a school poo
Yo Jamie, you stink of shit, did you just have a school poo and not wipe properly
crusty residue left on buttocks after a few days of not washing
hey lennie, my poo scrape is really grating me up
A bitch and is a 100% hoee you know who it is
Would u like to be a asia poo
Hell no