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Raging Heterosexual, n. (technically a Tatpurusa compund)-Someone whose heterosexuality so deeply transcends the typical thoughts and behaviors of his or her peers that this person feels no need to mimic the traditional patterns of heterosexuality as defined in society; such patterns include making out, hitting on, or grinding with one or member of the opposite sex. Normally this person's raging heterosexuality is a problem for every member of the opposite sex nearby since these members can feel the profoundest of Bacchanal desire for this person. Were it not for the immense concentration of the raging heterosexual to control this power, all of these members would begin to perform the absurdest of acts, the least of which have included doing cartwheels in waltz time in front of fraternity houses, or devouring hundreds of bananas over the course of four hours while wearing a Dracula costume. Thankfully, the number of raging heterosexuals in the world appears to be few, although, as of September 9th, 2011, at least one raging heterosexual has identified himself in the greater Boston area.
Jan: Hey Jack, is there a reason you won't dance or make out with any of the 10+ girls who are fawning over your every movement?
Jack: It's probably because I'm a raging heterosexual and I don't feel like dancing with any girls. Plus I'm in a bromance with Jon, Graham, and Carlato, and I would rather grind on one or more of them right now.
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Having sex with a girl like normal then when you wake up in the morning... light her ass on fire and watch her burn!!!
I totally got off after performing a raging phoenix
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fat bitched named ali that came from africa
"OH SHIT! run for the hills!! its the raging rhino!!!!"
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A person who is shy and hard to piss off but when you do they RAGE a lot.
That person is a quiet rage person!
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When a person that has been on "Smart for Life" or another one of those "cookie diets" is so hungry and upset at not being able to eat regular food that they are extremely touchy, volatile and potentially violent. Liable to snap at the slightest provocation.
Dude1: Hey, should i ask Anthony if it would be O.K. to...
Dude2: Whoa! You want him to Cookie Rage on you! Keep your mouth shut and ask him next week when he is eating regular food!
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In general, to display your disapproval of the establishment through purchasing power. Specifically buying bitcoin because the system is rigged.
You: The system is rigged! I rage-buy bitcoin today with my 1-year salary.
Your friend: Nice move.
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Someone that says something so obscene, illogical, or ridiculous, that it causes you to respond back with rage and anger. Their goal is not to provide factual or relevant information. Their goal is to make you angry and lash out, making you look bad.
The commenter on YouTube is just a rage baiter. They said the most horrible thing. I totally freaked and cussed them out for all the world to see.
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