rusty u-turn

When you lick down a person's jewels, past the taint and hand a u-turn around the root, and head back up for a brown kiss.

Sun bish just gave her a rusty u-turn....

Lolo reks u

BEST MINECRAFT PVPER EVER ON THE SERVER HIVE WW!! THEY TOSS EVERYONE IN ANY MINIGAME ESPECIALLY ME, BUT ITS OK ILL STILL SAY IM BETTER.

Omg re-queue our game Lolo reks u is here, they are terrifying

why u teacher

when a teacher with a disability is questioned by a student with a disability on why they are teaching if they have a disability

guys get into uniform

WHY U TEACHER

u wot m8

A staple mlg catch phrase.

u wot m8

U-ber Turn

A sudden unsignaled U-turn or three-point turn by a rideshare driver across a double-yellow center line (or where otherwise prohibited,) usually during rush-hour traffic, performed without regard for common sense, nor safety, nor inconvenience of oncoming or following traffic.

My Uber driver made an illegal U-ber turn in the middle of Main Street at 5 P.M., so I only gave him 4 stars.

Throw u in the river

Move to another pub whilst someone is in the toilet without telling them ..

we throw u in the river as you were playing up that much you were going to get us kicked out of the pub

poo-u-lar

The state of receiving so many birthday wishes that you crap your drawers.

Thank you thank you thank you everyone for the B-day wishes!! I feel poo-u-lar!