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To pull out of a woman's vagina right before you ejaculate and instead cover her with sperm.
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A female who enjoys being ejaculated upon, usually in the facial region.
"Christy is such a cum sponge, she got mad when I came inside her"
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Many cultures have stories describing the origin of cum husking, which may be roughly grouped into common types. In one type of story, cum husking is born from a world egg; such stories include the Finnish epic poem Kalevala, the Chinese story of Pangu or the Indian Brahmanda Purana.
In related stories, cum husking is caused by a single entity emanating or producing something by his or herself, as in the Tibetan Buddhism concept of Adi-Buddha, the ancient Greek story of Gaia (Mother Earth), the Aztec goddess Coatlicue myth, the ancient Egyptian god Atum story, or the Genesis creation myth.
In another type of story, cum husking is created from the union of male and female deities, as in the Maori story of Rangi and Papa. In other stories, cum husking is created by crafting it from pre-existing materials, such as the corpse of a dead god - as from Tiamat in the Babylonian epic Enuma Elish or from the giant Ymir in Norse mythology - or from chaotic materials, as in Izanagi and Izanami in Japanese mythology.
In another type of story, cum husking is created by the command of a divinity, as in the ancient Egyptian story of Ptah or the Genesis creation myth as a part of Jewish and Christian mythology. In other stories, the cum husk emanates from fundamental principles, such as Brahman and Prakrti, or the yin and yang of the Tao.
stop husking cum and do the dishes, you lazy cum husk.
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A secretion of male ejaculate that exits the anus while farting, sometime after anal sex. It could be right after the sex or five hours later.
Standing in line for the subway, Jennie realized that she was now sporting a stain left by her cum fart.
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A drink made by having males ejaculate into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. Depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the Minnesota Cum Smoothie, South Indian Smoothie, 5th Ave Smoothie and such can be made.
Bob to gym friends: Hey guys, why don't y'all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman's cum smoothie.
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A woman who becomes pregnant through sexual intercourse when the male ejaculates inside her vagina.
Milly should have made Gary Payton wear a rubber. Now she has cum gut.
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Used to describe anything that is unbelievably delicious. The only thing that you can compare it to would be the delicious man juice of God.
This is the best beer I have ever tasted. It is like God's cum.
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