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The short form for Douche-bag and Dick-bag
Person1: Haha, i can lift more than you
Person2: Shut your mouth you D-bag
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A fat motherfucker who demolishes crates of cookies in one second. While doing so he will also tell you about his day at work and how his dad died. He doesn't know how to drive because anyone else that can drive simply does it better than him. He frequently has to brb because he can't let his brother see him cry. He's also sorry for being selfish, he just found out what love feels like. He has a reindeer ass-licking fetish. He is a fat black and white horse on the second life. His nickname is Marky, be sure to address him as that.
Fatty D(Marky):*whilst eating a crate of cookies* So anyways today at work, my boss called me fat and my dad is dead.
Person who could give a shit less: Shut up you fat fuck, give me a ride home. Oh wait you can't drive because everybody does it better than you.
Fatty D(Marky): Brb can't let my brother see me cry. :(
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Cool emoticon winking with a thumbs up
Loman: Whoa, my emote got over 9,000 ups?
Kozeh: Yep d-(^.-)z
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A beach located in downtown Encinitas right next to Moonlight beach. Really good surf spot and hotties. THE BEST BEACH EVER. If you live in Carmel Valley, Del Mar, or Solona Beach you're most definitely not welcome here. Although DM and CV kids try to come down here and pretend like they live here and it bothers locals. Although if you live in Encinitas, Cardiff, Olivenhain, Leucadia or Carlsbad you are a local fo evaaaaa.
JOE:Hey nig lets go down to D street smoke a "j" and go surf
BOB: Okay we should just sleep there too because i just love it so much.
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A term used to describe a wholehearted effort to avoid someone/something.
Comes from the movie Dodgeball where the '5 D's of dodgeball' are:
1. dodge
2. duck
3. dip
4. dive
5. dodge
1. I tried to pull the 5 d's on paul, but he noticed me before i could reach the door.
2. That fucking shyst tried to pull the 5 d's before paying me back.
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A punch so strong that the people standing next to them get knocked out as well
The lil man threw a K-D and a whole bunch of people got knocked the F**K out!
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One who is the master of the D's, a true D sucker. One who has D's in his mouth at all times. Size and color doesn't matter to the true D Master.
Matt: Oh damn, here he comes, D Master.
Mike: He really needs to get those dicks out of his mouth.
Drew: What dicks?
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