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A: Didja Know Bill's gay?
B: Really?! He doesn't look like a 10%'er
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A family of boys with below average size penis'; scientific studies have shown that these 10 individuals are the only humans that posses cornholes
My boyfriends dick is so small that he should consider joining The 10 Man, but he doesnt have a cornhole so they might not accept him.
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you are insanely suicidal and hate life
Jake put 10 fingers up in his insta post, he needs help
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The best thing every invented
When your really drunk (doesnt work very well when drunk) or really stoned/wasted (works best) and u are feeling tired you find a comfortable place and lay down in a semi comerd state. you are still awake enouth to stop people from tea baging you ect. but after 10 minutes you will still feel real tired but wait a minute and you will get all your energy back and be wide awake able to party again for another few hours
1) Hey john im just going to have a 10 minute sleep. that last session really knocked me out.
2) hold up ill just have a 10 minute sleep before we drive off.
3) Nah they cant teabag me when im asleep im still wide awake when im sleeping
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Being a single woman is hard, some of us just want sex, some of us want a relationship, some want dates and some want food, sex, chillout time with no strings attached.
The 10 minute man for a woman is a man that you can call and he will be round in 10 minutes for food, drinks or chill but there is always sex involved. Someone you can hang out with and have fun but have incredible sex with out that relationship status.
Girl1 : dam I really just need to get myself a 10 minute man.
Girl 2: tell me about it, can't be dealing with a relationship or a one night stand, I just need a 10 minute man too.
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year 10 boys typically go out with year 9s because they've gone round all the girls in year 10 and girls have realised that they're dickheads.
And the year 9 girls don't realise that, but they think that they're the shit because they've got an older boyfriend.
British secondary school
"Oi them year 10 Lads are at it again with the year 9 girls"
"When will they ever learn?"
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Ther date two soulmates both recently heart broken decided to start dating <3
9/10/19 is our anniversary
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