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December 12

ask your crush out

"hey its december 12"

by Anonymous346354 December 10, 2020


December 12

If you were born on this day you're gorgeous, but an asshole. You think you're smart but you're really not. Pretty good in bed so people deal with your pink ass!!

Yeah he was born December 12 so you know hes an idiot but so cute tho!!

by Princessmafia January 21, 2020


december 12

the day the sexiest mf was born named dani

damn its december 12 its dani birth xd

by cailey asf December 4, 2020


12 october

you're some simp from another server lmfao

ur a short bottom uwu

potato: "hey when's your bday?"
me: "12 october"
potato: "HAH YOU SHORT BOTTOM"
me: *crying inside*

by axolotl tenko December 19, 2021


5:12

The wrld is closin in
&did u ever think
we could b so close,like brothers?

the future's in the air
I can feel it everywhere
Blowing 🌬 w the wind of change

5:12
Take me to the magic of the moment ✨
On a glory nite
Where the childrn of 2morrow dream away

...in the wind of changes
-Klaus meine

by Bobbert665 October 7, 2024


5:12

if i cld heal the scars
show u what u r
bind the wounds of disbelief that brought u down so hard
i would be the tourniquet around ur doubting heart
all in due tiem

5:12
if u believ in nuthin else
Just keep believing in urself
therell b times of trouble
Its finna hurt lk HELL

this much ino:
All ends well
it all ends well ... 🤞

-Alter bridge (Myles Kennedy,Mark Tremonti,rest of the Creed bozos)

by Bobbert665 December 5, 2024


Force 12 Dump

Taking a shit so big it nearly overflows the bowl sometimes requiring a flush so you can continue.

You might want to wait a minute before going in their. I just took a Force 12 Dump and it's not going to be safe for a bit.

by Whale Eye Willy October 7, 2020