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a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend
Albert Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert! Absolutely wonderful! . . . Alright, love you too Albert! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.
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Fucking gay fuckers who fuck each other every nght, and that skanky whore ros-fucking-lina is left out cuz their all homo fucking fruity douchecakeeating queefburger sucking peices of shit whose testicles havent dropped yet. Rosalina once got gang fucked by a gang of 40 bikers and three chewbakas. naked fuckers band
dumass naked brothers band are all trannies, except rosalina who got but fucked so many times that he grew a vagina
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the most annoying raging idiots on this planet. they defend what could quite possibily be the worst band of ALL TIME.
They cant sing, have laughable guitar crap and use the same stupid recycled disney mainstream get the parents money garbage in every song. disney used to be a respectable company- until they sold out to get into the wallets of middle aged parents. They signed miley and the jo bros- i bet walt disney would turn over in his grave if he saw what a money grubbing sham his company has become.
A typical jo bro fan in third person for you: "omg dude yeah like da jo bros so totally hot so totally totally like YEAH. 1 minute later TOTAL"
A guy with a brain: "Shut up you jo bro idiot. Those talentless jokes only wish they had the talent of such a band as Dream Theater. Who you will never hear cause your too busy listening to recycled mainstream garbage!"
`Jo bro idiot walks away`
Jonas Brothers fan noob!
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People without neither average IQ nor EQ. Incredibly passionate about screaming and fake music. Surprisingly sentimental and simple-minded. Notoriously lack self-control and logic when challenged.
A Jonas Brothers fan deserves non-disney education!
Jonas Brothers suck, noise, simple-minded, talentless
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A day used for celebrating a brother (June 12)
National Brothers Day is in June 12th
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Myspace is the internet's retard brother.
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Somebody who is more hated in America than Osama bin Laden. And that's really, really sad.
Jonas Brothers Fan: like, omg, you're just jealous cuz you're not hot like joe jonas. get a life, loser.
me: YOU go get a life. stop oogling at some poser fuck, his band, and its desecration of music. btw, you think purity rings are hot? you must really like chasity belts...
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