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A reaction when watching marvel infinity wars when seeing thanos kill off Loki or many other characters.
Thanos doesn’t deserve the mercy of Christ or even the almighty crackers
“Christ on a cracker thanos no! What have you done!”
“Serenity, Christ on a cracker.”
When the girl you’re trying to fuck got a crummy goopy pussy
Tim: Damn my girl got such a Graham Cracker Pussy
1. When you pick up somebody and slam them down, with them landing on their hip first.
No regrets when I pulled a Tennessee Hip Cracker on my English Teacher!
When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia
Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?
Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this
(noun) A white woman with an oversized bottom.
(verb) The act of performing anal sex with a white woman with an oversized bottom. I.E. to cracker barrel someone.
Did you see the ass on that white girl. I'd love to cracker barrel that.
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A petty and vindictive individual that will stoop to the lowest of the low for even a perceived slight.
Don’t say anything bad about the new manager, that cracker crumb bitch will have you doing the worst jobs in here, if not fire you…
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Often refers to white people who wear wal-mart shoes, or show other signs of noticeable poverty. "Western Family" refers to a company that sells cheaper products (Including crackers) at grocery stores.
"You're such a western family cracker."
"Tell that to the ugly, two-cent hooker you like to visit all the time."
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