The boy who broke my heart. Alexs are very loving and are amazing. there very cuddly and loves headrubs. like food and sports. mostly busy but will make time for you
(me and a friend playing a game)
Friend: " whats your favorite exs name?"
Me: " Alex/Alexander he was the best bfs ive ever had
Person one: did you hear about Alex’s dad?
Person two: no?
Person one: he’s dead
A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak
Person 1: hi
Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink
The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away
"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"
A round oval shaped guy named Alex. Most likely at universal studios as the spinning globe.
Let's meet up at the spinning Alex.