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!WARNING! Do not make any contact with Cute Anime Girls. They are humans(surprisingly)and should be avoided at all costs, for the sake of your mental health(and physical health). They are so dangerous that they have potential to be used in a war(especially one in Japan), and this weapon should be used for serious situations. Contact can and will kill you, if you're not prepared.
The Virus:
No, not COVID-19. There is a Cute Anime Girls virus outbreak going on in East Asia and Australasia. People are becoming obsessed with cute anime girls lately. It has been shown that the virus manipulates the victim's mind into becoming addicted. If you live in East Asia or Australasia without the virus, I highly recommend you to move to a place safe from the Cute Anime Girls virus.
I moved to the United States. I used to live in Australia, and I had a friend who would frequenty come to my house. He used to have no interest in cute anime girls, but a week ago, he started watching anime and would pause the TV if he ever saw a cute anime girl. I believe that he has become infected.
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The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.
This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.
Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?
"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me
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When your friend is watching hentai, and you come up behind them and firmly grasp their butt cheeks, as you shove a USB filled with 2 terabytes of child porn into their exposed rectum.
I just gave my girlfriend the best anime hot pocket.
A ROBLOX collaboration that features a lot of animators. There are 3 of them which is: ATM 1, ATM 2, and ATM 3 (there may not be a fourth one..) Probably one of the best ROBLOX collabs EVER.
Person 1 • Hey! Have you watch Animator Time Megamix 1-3? It’s pure awesomeness!
Person 2 • No. Plus the name sounds like pure trash.
Person 1 • *cocks rifle*
When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.
Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?
Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)
When people on Animal Jam have sex. It's absolutely disgusting and against the rules. It has declined in popularity, though. One popular mater who still uploads is Cakie AJ. She somehow managed to get 50 subscribers.
A: Hey bro! Wanna mate on Animal Jam?
B: Naw that's nasty 💀 Imagine doing animal jam mating
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As long as you're still searching for Chin, you've already found him
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