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Polish balloon animal

Uncircumsized polish penis

That guy had a polish balloon animalor that mans penis is a polish balloon animal and has too much polish skin

by Pstallion69 March 16, 2015

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Retarded Animal Babies

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.

This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.

Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?

"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me

by Dave December 15, 2004

88πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Dead Animal Pickup

When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.

Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)

by merryprankster1963 March 10, 2007


animal jam mating

When people on Animal Jam have sex. It's absolutely disgusting and against the rules. It has declined in popularity, though. One popular mater who still uploads is Cakie AJ. She somehow managed to get 50 subscribers.

A: Hey bro! Wanna mate on Animal Jam?
B: Naw that's nasty πŸ’€ Imagine doing animal jam mating

by brecki October 21, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


anime hot pocket

When your friend is watching hentai, and you come up behind them and firmly grasp their butt cheeks, as you shove a USB filled with 2 terabytes of child porn into their exposed rectum.

I just gave my girlfriend the best anime hot pocket.

by Teamcarrytoxic March 26, 2018


Animator Time Megamix

A ROBLOX collaboration that features a lot of animators. There are 3 of them which is: ATM 1, ATM 2, and ATM 3 (there may not be a fourth one..) Probably one of the best ROBLOX collabs EVER.

Person 1 β€’ Hey! Have you watch Animator Time Megamix 1-3? It’s pure awesomeness!
Person 2 β€’ No. Plus the name sounds like pure trash.
Person 1 β€’ *cocks rifle*

by Tuxiverse July 15, 2020


Wonton Animal Chin

As long as you're still searching for Chin, you've already found him

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

34πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž