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baking cookies

sly shorthand for masturbation

ben is "baking cookies" ;)

by joe69lolxd April 2, 2020


Bake and Flake

1. When someone shows up to a social event for the day or night, smokes at the start, and bails
2. When someone has plans, smokes at home instead, and skips the plans

"Yeah he was going tot eh movie with us but he just showed, smoked, and left. He bake and flaked"

by Dr. Wordsdoctor December 9, 2018


Wake and bake and bake

When you wake and bake (smoke weed soon after waking up) and then cook up some breakfast or “bake” again (it doesn’t have to be actual baking).

Yo, I got some good weed and pancake mix, wanna wake and bake and bake tomorrow morning?

by mr richard August 13, 2019


ULTRA-BAKED

When you get so high that you forgot that you got that high, so you get even more high, and don't realize how high you have been. Connecting two brain cells becomes an impossible task that only jesus himself could achieve while being ultra-baked.

Yo chad, why did you get ultra-baked?

Chad replies, 'bro shut the fuck up and pass me the bong...'

by DJ CHAD March 4, 2021


baked chrissy

The act of expressing excessive flatulence into a pillowcase, throwing that pillowcase over someone's head and punching them in the face. Can be used as a consensual sex act, a form of revenge, or platonic wholesome fun with friends and family.

That ho wouldn't stop talking so I served her a hot baked Chrissy and left her on Interstate 5

by bakedchrissy February 11, 2017


muffin baking

A catchphrase created by Josh Martin, the voice of Majin Buu, who made the Pillsbury Homeboy character.

"What's my muffin baking name?"

by Cwf1997 July 21, 2021


You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024