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The act of uppercutting someone's dangly parts with your fist.
Did he just throw up?!?!
Yeah man they were nut fisting him!
The small pussy willow looking protrusion that use to be a neutered male cats ball sack.
“With his legs spread apart and right leg pointed to the sky, Mr. Skibbles cleansed his nut puff”
When a man is masturbating so hard, his balls start to slap and make a clapping noise.
" What the hell is that sound coming from the bathroom?"
"It's just Bennett. He had a pretty bad breakup so he's gonna tug a nut"
A shifty nut is when your ball bag is unexpectedly exposed from its garment.
When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"
Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.
Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.
I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
To drag one's scrotum over the belongings of one's acquaintances.
If he doesn't come back from the bathroom soon I'm totally gonna nut drag his sandwich.
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When she succ you through your Tommy boxers but doesn't finish so you have to jack off on your own to cum.
Yo, this chick gave me a salty nut last night after I paid for dinner wtf
When one sits In a males lap, grinds their butt firmly Into the mans groin and rips a hard fart making their nuts smell like dookie.
To get back at her boyfriend for a prank she sat in his lap enticingly and gave him a bad set of dookie nuts