mask burning

Apparently, this is a thing believe it or not. It happened recently in Idaho where a bunch of entitled Karens and their children gathered around the capitol state grounds and lit a bunch of face masks on fire.

Angry parents and children: STOP THE QUARANTINE, WE WANT OUR FREEDOMS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Angry parents and children: WE WILL RESORT TO MASK BURNING IF WE DON'T GET WHAT WE WANT!!!!!

Literally everyone else: lol

Ice For That Burn

An Internet catchphrase for when someone gets brutally roasted online. Basically the Internet equivalent of a mic drop.

Person A: "My cat's eyes look weird. What should I do?"

Person B: "Take him to the vet."

A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"

B: "Probably."

A: "Where would I find it?"

B: "At the vet."

A: "You aren't very helpful."

B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."

Person C: "Where's the medic? We need ice for that burn right now."

Burning Juanita

When a female is putting a tampon or moon cup inside her vagina after touching spicy peppers or food

"Dana, I need you to put ice in my vagina right now,
I just gave myself a Burning Juanita!"

Banana Burn

Banana induced heartburn

When you eat a banana and it gives you Banana burn

Burning fish

The pussy stenking like fish and burning like a fire

Fuck her in the ass and cum in her mouth. Then go in her pussy with no lube and get burnt. Burning fish.

jackson burns

Known for the most "setups" in the world. Also Known for the "wettest balls" in the world.

Jackson Burns it cool.

Dick-Burn

the bumps and scrape on the inside of your bottom lip from your teeth from giving head.

Hey, she got dick-burn.