mask burning

Apparently, this is a thing believe it or not. It happened recently in Idaho where a bunch of entitled Karens and their children gathered around the capitol state grounds and lit a bunch of face masks on fire.

Angry parents and children: STOP THE QUARANTINE, WE WANT OUR FREEDOMS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Angry parents and children: WE WILL RESORT TO MASK BURNING IF WE DON'T GET WHAT WE WANT!!!!!

Literally everyone else: lol

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burn-butting

To park a vehicle by backin into the parking space.

Look at the redneck over there burn-butting his pickup truck.

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Ice For That Burn

An Internet catchphrase for when someone gets brutally roasted online. Basically the Internet equivalent of a mic drop.

Person A: "My cat's eyes look weird. What should I do?"

Person B: "Take him to the vet."

A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"

B: "Probably."

A: "Where would I find it?"

B: "At the vet."

A: "You aren't very helpful."

B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."

Person C: "Where's the medic? We need ice for that burn right now."

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Banana Burn

Banana induced heartburn

When you eat a banana and it gives you Banana burn

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jackson burns

Known for the most "setups" in the world. Also Known for the "wettest balls" in the world.

Jackson Burns it cool.

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Jack Burns

The act in which a dominant homosexual male penetrates a submissive homosexual male so hard in the doggy style position that the submissive's knees get 3rd degree carpet burns.

"How was it with your partner last night, Dave?"

"It was fine, up until he started giving me a Jack Burns"

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Dick-Burn

the bumps and scrape on the inside of your bottom lip from your teeth from giving head.

Hey, she got dick-burn.

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