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the legendary grey cat from tom and jerry that appears in a new meme template every month.
Tom Cat is my favorite cat as he stars in sooooo many memes
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A cat cafe is a warm and cozy cafe with coffee and pastries along side the company of friendly adoptable cats
I am going to a cat cafe to get coffee and play with some cats
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When a text or email is laced with typos and misspellings, as if a cat walked on a keyboard while a person was writing. A garbled email or text.
Sorry for the garbled email, there was a cat on the keyboard.
Her letter was rife with errors; she must have had a cat on her keyboard.
I never text and drive, not only is it really dangerous, but if i text while driving, my texts always look like there was a cat on my keyboard.
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When a guy dresses up like a pirate and a girl dresses up like a cat, maybe like catwoman, and then the guy starts to preform anal sex and then the girl starts to make cat noises.
i asked my girlfriend if i could plunder cat her so we had to go shopping for costumes.
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A ball cat is a male cat that hasn't been de-sexed and still has its massive hairy scrotum dangling round under its ass.
LOL did you guys check out that Ball cat? It was rank!!
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A fierce creature that has been spotted roaming around the university of florida's campus. When spotted it stares directly into the soul of the victim, destroying it forever and thus turning them into a ginger. Typically seen in the smaller form, being about the size of a orange house cat but when full grown the bush LION can reach the size of three mini vans with proper dietary means. The only way to stop a bush cat is steal the souls it has taken by taking its picture. Then the picture should be disclosed to the world to spread bush cat awareness.
" I saw a bush cat in the bushes near library west the other day, I was able to take its picture and save my soul."
" Oh NO!, look at that poor ginger, she must have been attacked by a bush cat!"
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A weapon used to defeat any enemy that comes your way. A sack of cats is actually exactly that, a sack of cats. Usually the cats in this sack are ferrel and extremely hungry making for a really gruesome demise for your opponent. Once the sack of cats has been thrown, they fight each other until they have fought their way out of the sack, and then they tear your skin to shreds afterwards eating your remains.
#1. Nnnnooooo!!!! Not the sack of cats! What have I done to deserve this? I'm not ready to die...
#2. Man... I didn't know that throwing a sack of cats could be so gruesome. That was friggen awesome! That guys face is trailing from the side of Fluffy's mouth.
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