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coffee queen

a basic white girl that comes to school every morning with the same coffee and brags about it for hours when really no one cares, adds 1 or 2 sugars to her coffee because she’s scared of coffee without sugar and people bully her :/
has started drinking coffee for nearly 3 years now and she makes her friends drink coffee and now they’re obsessed #happyfamily

omg she made me start drinking coffee what a coffee queen

she has 2 sugars in her coffee ?? um yuck

by xdrawrrrr May 30, 2019


yellow coffee cup date

The moment, at your local diner when meeting a suspected blossoming friendship for an extra curricular activity for the first time, when the waiter randomly delivers two classic earthenware coffee cups to you and your friend whom you, again realize is this fabulous person, who most ardently believes in the universes general guidance, a coffee cup in her favorite color and you realize you will be friends forever.

Yesterday, I had a yellow coffee cup date with Malarie, we really understand each other.

by Svonperson March 11, 2017

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Coffee Seat

It's when you put your arm around your friend's bag strap at the end of the school day and then you both spin around in circles.

It was the end of another school day, a dude was walking with his best friend to the car parking lot and he only had one strap around his shoulder so the friend put HIS arm around the other free strap and they together spun around in circles; the act was coffee seat as.

by Weirdass defintions November 3, 2018


Torch the coffee

Slang phrase used to represent smoking a crack pipe

Do you want to go back to my place and the torch the coffee?

Do you mean smoke some crack?

Yep!

by Old man willie October 26, 2018


Coffee not Coffee

Decaffeinated Coffee

Courtney will vibrate off the planet if she has too much caffeine so she always orders her coffee not coffee especially while in Europe.

by Bologma September 19, 2021


Give Coffee

Giving coffee to someone means trying to revive the dead or bring back a zombie.
It can also be referring to a ritual of summoning demons from the beyond.

It is a dangerous act but considered very noble and brings high honour to the coffee giver and grants the friendship of said demon if you give coffee to them.

P1: What's the matter Mary?
P2:DON'T TALK TO ME OR I'LL SUCK YOUR SOUL!
P1: Oh don't worry I'll give coffee to you later.

by Birbados November 22, 2021


coffee cookie

When the pot of coffee sits with coffee in it and it burns so long that the coffee turns into a coffee cookie at the bottom of the pot.

Turn off the coffee maker or we will have a coffee cookie at the bottom.

by 420 Vegetarian October 23, 2022