Crack a rim

The act of getting baked out of your mind with several friends and then crashing into the side of a mcdonalds, usually influenced by the people in the back seat.

"Damn, I was baked while driving and Ashley made me crack a rim due to emotional seduction!"

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Cracked Theology

A study of God that avoids touching on the painful truths of living a holy lifestyle—for example, a failure to warn believers of the dangers of embracing or condoning a life of moral elasticity or selective obedience.

Unlike the popular feel-good prosperity gospel, preaching about cracked theology is an unpopular topic in church circles—believers are seldom warned that if they’re not purposefully living a life of godly obedience, they’ve heading to hell.

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crack cocaine

See: Crack

Let's smoke some CRACK COCAINE.

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crack cookies

A cookie which is so delectably irresistible, you cannot eat just one. To take a bite, is to forever become addicted to it.

Letty: "Oh my goodness, did you make these crack cookies?"

Holly: "Yes." *wicked smile

Letty: "They are soooo good, I can't stop eating them!"

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crack a lick

Taking a hit of special K to increase the effects of alcohol.

I like to crack a lick before hitting up the bar

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Crack the Ice

The act of surprizing unsuspecting coworkers by dropping ice down the back of their pants. This usually occurs in the middle of their shift, while they are on an important call.

Steven: "Joley...I'm so bored..."
Joley: "Do something entertaining"
Steven: "I know! I'll crack the ice with that new Danny idiot behind us!"

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crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.

Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!

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