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A crazy cat lady can be a woman who owns more cats than municipal code allows. However, an oft-unheard of definition of 'crazy cat lady' is the very inverse of the original: a man who claims women are crazy cat ladies as a defense mechanism when in reality he himself owns more cats than municipal code allows, but hides this fact from friends, family, and co-workers in order to avoid the stereotypical norms that those who own multiple cats are solitary, human females. As a result, while 'lady' often denotes a female human, in this case it represents a closeted male 'cat-lover'. Signs someone is such a closeted, male, cat-lover include calling other humans in their lives 'cat ladies', 'crazy cat ladies', and using obtuse logic to prove others fit this mold - when in fact, it is the person calling out cat lovers, who loves cats most of all and is in fact a 'crazy cat lady'.
Human one: You're a crazy cat lady!
Human two: Since you are calling ME a crazy cat lady, I can deduce that in fact it is YOU who are a crazy cat lady - despite the fact that your are male. It is okay, crazy cat lady/man, I accept you.
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an exclamation used when something is crazy, but not quite to the point of laughter
::someone tells a boring story that is supposed to be exciting:: Crazy Bus!
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a fucking dumbass who is in my 2nd block gym class with mr walker. he thinks he s so cool, but in reality, hes a dumbarse, i hope he dies over this fun filed weekend.
i capped crazy shot kid in the ass with my pellet gun
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Crazy Irish people who get pissed off when people forget about St.Pattie's Day. And when that wonderful day comes, they dress in all green, shouting "Happy bleeping St.Patrick's Day you stoopid mofo gits" at people who give them strange looks. They also like to get piss drunk on Ginger Ale.
Super L: That stoopid mofo is givin us dirty looks! I dont think h knows or cares that its damn well St.Pattie's Day!!!
Super S: Hey you stoopid mofo git!!!Happy bleeping St. Pattie's Day!!!
Super L: That'll show him!
Super S: Yeayuh!
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When bats come at you and you get so scared you shit yourself
That homeless lady is always bat shit crazy
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Similar to the crazy cat lady, the crazy frog lady is obsessed with the amphibian genera. This obsession is to the point that it negatively impacts all other parts of the persons life, be it friendships, relationships or work. The crazy frog lady would put frog life above human life if she had the choice.
'Oh shit man, have you seen the crazy frog lady, what does she look like?'
'Yeah bro, shes the weird looking one with the frog hat and holding the frog'
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When mentally disturbed people used human excrement as an art material
I went to visit my nan in the old peoples home yesterday and she'd written her name on the wall in crazy people paint
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