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Blonde Cream Pie
I was fucking this young blong girl she was spread eagle as I fucked her. I shot my hot cum I to her sweet tight count. As I with drew my cock I could see my cum dripping from her blond pussy making a Blonde Cream Pie.
When eating ice cream leads to a coma.
Lance could not wake up from his ice cream induced coma, hence ice cream coma.
It's like an ice cream cone... but with shit.
"What's the 'shit cream cone' you have on the menu," the man asked the clerk. "It's like an ice cream cone... but with shit," replied the clerk.
When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.
After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.
Slang - used when someone is much too excited given the situation at hand, or used personally when one is in total disbelief. Originally coined by a student at Western Heights Middle School in Hagerstown, MD, in the mid-90's, this phrase was used to describe an excitable neighbor of one the students that loved to wear San Fransisco 49ers zebra pants - this neighbor seemed to always be getting very worked up and excited, and the phrase, "He's creamin' his niners (pants)" was born. Usable today in almost any situation.
He's going to cream his niners when he sees my new truck.
I about cream my niners every time I shoot my new gun.
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A person that offers or brings up ice cream and then doesn't deliver.
Peter is an ice cream cunt because they offered me ice cream but didn't bring it.
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When a bro nuts on a girl's chest or stomach and then proceeds to draw a picture with his cum using his dick a paint brush.
I was banging this bitch out and finished it off with a Cincinnati cream swirl on her tits. I put that bitch to sleep bro.
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