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Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.
As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.
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German who can not sing for his life...Seroius has-been. Will do anything to be on t.v or in something famous. Needs to get a life. Is a major drama queen.
My "friend" is being such a David Hasselhoff right now.
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1) Conservative columnist
2) Instructor of Biotechnology at East Central College
Who the heck is David Brooks???
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Former goalkeeper and sports commentator, turned controversial author, who is known for his conspiracy theories.
His most popular conspiracy is the Reptilian Shapeshifter conspiracy theory.
Icke explains in some of his books that ancient humans were hybridized with Reptilian dna, to a create a new hybrid species. These hybrids were the elitist/ruling class, and include the British Royal Family, the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, and many other royal bloodlines who possess immense wealth, power and influence.
Icke also explains that all ancient religions had some form of Serpent/Dragon God worship, and that modern religions are based on this.
Even the Bible speaks of the Nephilim (Sons of God) having children with the daughters of men, aka interbreeding.
These beings are supposedly from the Draco constellation, but could have evolved on Earth, or are even from another plane of existence (higher dimensions/Lower 4th Dimension).
Most brainwashed sheeple think David Icke is a nutter, or perhaps even a charlatan, however to those who are not subservient to Government, religion, or the Status Quo, Icke is perceived as an intelligent, 'woke' individual, who is actually here to help/enlighten us.
If you want to spot a reptilian, then look out for their signature tongue flick or roll to the side of their mouths. Prince Charles, Rami Malek, Michelle Obama, Ricky Whittle are a few people who do this. Use Youtube to see for yourselves.
Open you minds.
What book are you reading bro?
Just a book on all the different genders. My University friends suggested it to me.
Don't read that left wing trash. Read some David Icke books.
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An expression used to introduce oneself to an already underway conversation.
"Hey what are you guys talking about?" or "Whats up guys?" is replaced seamlessly by the more lean "David Hasselhoff?!?!"
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a drug addict, he loves marijuana, cocaine, heroine, and dont forget the child pornaography
mincraftcito david
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A dumbass who shows up to 6th period physical science and just screams. He also occasionally gets harassed by a Kenson.
Everyone: *Walks into 6th period normally*
John David: *Walks into class and screams about crab babies*
Mrs.Bassett: God damnit
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