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-The wedding tackle or schmeckle of a C-Rex.
-Where a C-Rex makes up for his short little arms.
-lengthy “go go gadget dick” woman pleaser unlike no others before it.
Selena Gomez: “Wow, did you see the Devil dick(s) on those fellas...?”
Kim K: “yeah, bet they’re gfs haven’t been able to walk a straight line since the end of the first date”
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Basically the worst team in the NHL, haven't been good since Ilya Kovalchuck decided to leave the hole known as Newark.
Friend 1: Hey man did you watch the New Jersey Devils game last night?
Friend 2: No, I would much rather watch my parents have sex than watch the New Jersey Devils.
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A national hockey league team that utterly sucks. Home to the biggest pussy of a goaltender and the stupidest and worst fans in the league.
New Jersey Devils Fan 1: Hey whats that black thing rolling around
Devils Fan 2: I 'don't what the fuck is that thing, and why are they hitting it with sticks.
Devils Fan 1: Well whatever at least we won back in ... when did we last win?
Devils 2: I don't know
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White Devil Syndrome can be diagnosed by anyone observing a White Devil Bastard committing atrocities to man. White Devil Syndrome was first discovered by Malcolm X long ago. A White Devil can be anything from the guy that joins the xbox party to play racist tiktoks to a much wider broader and extreme set of actions.
white devil: *insert racial comment here*
oh Dylan, you must’ve caught White Devil Syndrome again!
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Dare-devil dodging is when you dodge at the last second; usually within the context of a hack and slash.
Often, as is the case in Bayonetta's witch-time, this belated dodging grants a bonus such as slowed time, increased damage or speed.
This term is similar to 'Demon dodge' which is a reference to the 'demon evade' found in 'DMC: Devil May Cry'.
Only scrubs dodge. True players dare-devil dodge.
I dragged her round the room by her ass devil do.
he had shit nuggets hanging from his ass devil do.
YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED THAT YOU'RE MAKING THE DEVILS BUTTER!!
(credit to redfapper via imgur)