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A midget who is crazed by the idea of sex. Their fascination by the act of sex and desire to begin intercourse, superceeds all other rules and respects otherwise obeyed by the general public, especcialy with respect to midgets.
Often, the sex enacted by such creatures is brutally inappropriate and completely off this world. Sometimes, public displays of this can be observed in the changing rooms of large department stores.
Horny Little Devil: "Come back to my house baby"
Person: "Why would you want to?"
Horny Little Devil: "I want to rip your clothes off with my teeth before we hit the sack.. if we last that far"
Person: "No of course you're a midget you %$#@."
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Basically the worst team in the NHL, haven't been good since Ilya Kovalchuck decided to leave the hole known as Newark.
Friend 1: Hey man did you watch the New Jersey Devils game last night?
Friend 2: No, I would much rather watch my parents have sex than watch the New Jersey Devils.
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A national hockey league team that utterly sucks. Home to the biggest pussy of a goaltender and the stupidest and worst fans in the league.
New Jersey Devils Fan 1: Hey whats that black thing rolling around
Devils Fan 2: I 'don't what the fuck is that thing, and why are they hitting it with sticks.
Devils Fan 1: Well whatever at least we won back in ... when did we last win?
Devils 2: I don't know
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White Devil Syndrome can be diagnosed by anyone observing a White Devil Bastard committing atrocities to man. White Devil Syndrome was first discovered by Malcolm X long ago. A White Devil can be anything from the guy that joins the xbox party to play racist tiktoks to a much wider broader and extreme set of actions.
white devil: *insert racial comment here*
oh Dylan, you must’ve caught White Devil Syndrome again!
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Dare-devil dodging is when you dodge at the last second; usually within the context of a hack and slash.
Often, as is the case in Bayonetta's witch-time, this belated dodging grants a bonus such as slowed time, increased damage or speed.
This term is similar to 'Demon dodge' which is a reference to the 'demon evade' found in 'DMC: Devil May Cry'.
Only scrubs dodge. True players dare-devil dodge.
Your partners pubic hair when you’re performing oral.
My hygienist asked the secret to my healthy gums - “‘My husband has the best devil’s dental floss .”
A substance created when toilet paper is used to clean up jizz.
Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.
Guy after sex “Here’s some toilet paper”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”