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Jake Evan’s Musician

A creepy sex pest

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024


Isobel Evans

Isobel Evans is the tall, slim girl with big, shimmering eyes who is always there to make you laugh on your darkest days. She is that girl that loves anything peaceful whether that is listening to music, going on walks, or going shopping for clothes that she adores because she loves fashion. When Isobel Evans falls in love, she falls in love hard and she instantly knows when there is an irreplaceable connection between her and her destined lover. She can always take a joke but just the same as every other individual, deep down she’s sensitive to certain things, so always be cautious about what you say to her. Family is a huge part of her life, and she’d do anything for them, just the same as she would with her friends. If you are one of Isobel Evans friends you’re lucky to have a person with a truthful, beautiful and caring soul because people like her are rare. Not only this but whenever she sees an angel number, she always wishes for the person she loves most because they are so, so special to her and she wished they understood how much she aches for their heart as sometimes her love you is overlooked.

Teacher #1: Who made you feel better when you were upset?

Girl #1: Isobel Evans, she’s got the sweetest heart!

by user628289292 March 31, 2022


drew evans

He's a hot guy usually blond. He's a serious athlete and a pretty decent student. He has a really big dick and has nice abs. He dreams about having kids with his gf or crush all the time. He's totally adorable!!!

He's such a drew evans!!!!

by Karenrooney April 20, 2017


rosa evans

Rosa Evans is the most amazing person in your life. She is smart and focused. She is really funny and has a good sense of humour. She's the best girl to be in a relationship with. She's so caring and loves everyone so much. And everyone wants to be friends with her

Person no1 : "is that the new girl, she's so peng!!!"

Person no2: " yes she's rosa Evans, I wish I was friends with her!!!"

by Sy10001 November 12, 2017


Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 14, 2020


Evan Turpin

The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.

Evan Turpin your're such a douche bag!

by Steven2210 December 17, 2017


Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.

“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”

by Evan-tax March 26, 2024