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a tall guy with a hot deep voice.
Friend: Do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)
Has no solo wins is obsessed with shrek a memes lord
Evan Joseph’s ancestors are incestors
Moments like these are comical, painful and tend to leave stains on your bedroom walls or forehead. In order to unleash an Evan Moment, 500ml of Caesar sauce containing chunks of garlic with a side dish of whole unwashed carrots.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.
"Omg, Is this actually an Evan Moment ? Quick, hide your penises !"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"
When you get your charging cord stuck in your ceiling fan and break it
Man I I just pulled an evan and my moms gonna kill me
When you use your phone charger and break your ceiling fan
Man I just pulled an evan my moms gonna kill me
The perfect human specimen. Six foot five inches tall, 250 pounds body weight, four percent body fat, and the most fertile semen ever produced in the history of mankind. With only one look he can impregnate any woman of his choosing as they will carry his godly spawn to term. He is known throughout South Vietnam as the Tadpole Angel who shall bring great power and honor to all.
I think that the most comparable person to Jesus Christ is probably someone like EVAN GREENLEE.
a really cool Tiktoker who does FNAF rps. very cool
Did you see Evan..aft0n_rp's new video? Its awesome