bird food

Bird food is subject matter that mostly only girls care about, and can be used to lure them into a conversation. Some prime examples are: handbags, shoes, and chick flicks.

Larry: Hey Rick I'm going out with Lisa tonight, and I dunno what to talk to her about.
Rick: Didn't that new Twilight movie come out? Just toss some of that bird food at her and she'll start chirping away.

Dog food

Knowledge of the blood gang or history of the blood gang

Aye dogg come over tonight and feed me some dog food so i can rank up

buffer food

A meal prepared in such a way that its presentation and/or appearance will generate its own conversation, thereby eliminating awkward communication among incompatible guests.

Imma fix a series of buffer food courses for tomorrow night's dinner party, and hoping like hell that people will focus on the food instead of pushing each other's buttons.

Vegan food

Beaten, abused, tortured, species-confused and identity-confused, over-processed vegetables forced to cross-dress as meat, and then trafficked to primarily woke millennials.

Vegan food is food that nature surely did not intend.

meme food

When you have been browsing some pretty dank memes and now your tired so you eat meme food so you can browse more memes

Damn I've been meming all night I guess I should have some MEME FOOD

food critic

Someone who eats and gets paid for it.

"I got a job as a food critic, and got ten bucks for sipping a spoonful of soup."

Food racist

A person that does not consume food from specific regions of the world.

"Larry won't eat curry or any Indian food I try and give him"
"He sounds food racist"