food critic

Someone who eats and gets paid for it.

"I got a job as a food critic, and got ten bucks for sipping a spoonful of soup."

meme food

When you have been browsing some pretty dank memes and now your tired so you eat meme food so you can browse more memes

Damn I've been meming all night I guess I should have some MEME FOOD

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Food racist

A person that does not consume food from specific regions of the world.

"Larry won't eat curry or any Indian food I try and give him"
"He sounds food racist"

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fad food

New fast food menu items that are invented just to get you thinking about going to that restaurant and ordering the same old shit you always get.

McDonald's Mozzarella Sticks is a fad food. They don't want you to order it. They just say they selling it to get you thinkin' "McDonald's. Hmm. I want some fries."

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Yellow Food

Food that is eaten mainly in UK Pubs and bars forming part of a bar snack menu. It is mainly eaten by people who have England style tattoos on their person or neck chains which can be purchased from your nearest argos. It is generally eaten all year round but especially in the summer and bank holiday weekends. Yellow food is specifically food that is cooked in oil or is greasy.

Look at all these people sat here eating their yellow food.

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Chinese food

Often used for other drugs but primarily refers to heroin. Chinese White!

Hope we're gonna order some Chinese food tonight. I feel like shit and need to kill the pain!

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buffer food

A meal prepared in such a way that its presentation and/or appearance will generate its own conversation, thereby eliminating awkward communication among incompatible guests.

Imma fix a series of buffer food courses for tomorrow night's dinner party, and hoping like hell that people will focus on the food instead of pushing each other's buttons.

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