An amusing word to use. Someone who isn't very observant, or can be used as a general insult. Is used by Johnny Depp in Once Upon A Time in Mexico.
" I can't see fuckmook, I have no eyes!"
When one witnesses something so outrageous that there is no time to complete the sentence. Also used for emphasis on "fuck".
Boss: Do you see that sketchy guy covered in dust walking towards the store with surgical gloves on?
Worker: He best not be coming in
*Man walks in*
Boss: Well, I gotta go
Worker: Da fuck?!?!
being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.
Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.
A boss who's just so cool he can fuck the employees and show up late and no one gives a shit.
"How is he still working here? He fucked the intern!"
"He's a fuck boss Joan. No one gives a shit."
When the person is so retarded, that they can not even be defined as a "Fuck Tard"
Parjeet: Did you see Ali mess up?
Zamir: Yup, because he's a tard fuck.
No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.
I'd say fire qualifies as a gateway to destination fucked.
when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette
dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?
dude 2: go ahead