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What basically every-non-American in the world says when referring to the American imperialist way, capitalist pig and douche consumptionist fat attitude and culture.
Americunt: "Get gud spicy." Or "Should've wasted more money in that cpu of yours".
You: "Fuck America you nasty piglet piece of shit."
American: *In shock and surprise*
"Wh-aaat. Where you from ?"
*Proceeds to report, immediately looking for ways to backstab you*
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An amusing word to use. Someone who isn't very observant, or can be used as a general insult. Is used by Johnny Depp in Once Upon A Time in Mexico.
" I can't see fuckmook, I have no eyes!"
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When one witnesses something so outrageous that there is no time to complete the sentence. Also used for emphasis on "fuck".
Boss: Do you see that sketchy guy covered in dust walking towards the store with surgical gloves on?
Worker: He best not be coming in
*Man walks in*
Boss: Well, I gotta go
Worker: Da fuck?!?!
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being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.
Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.
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A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
Fucking a second person (or more!) in one day. Can be done all at once (ala 3some) or during disparate times of the day.
I was just leaving Christy's house after getting some ass when Maggie called and ask me to come over. The prospect of getting a bonus fuck that day made me smile.
Fucking Ham: Chocolate Cake that has been tainted with Marijuana. Features Chocolate Mix as a Cocoa Substitute. The taste is very defined, a chocolate sensation followed by an eruption of Pot Flavor. Yes, it is uncomfortable.
Guy: How did you find my house?
Guy 2, Girl, and Girl 2: FUCKING HAM!