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Bad friends

Someone who cares only about themselves. You will always be there for them no matter what, yet you cannot count on them. They will ignore you unless it benefits them in some way. Once you start feeling sad or you go through something, when you turn to them they are never there. They talk about you behind your back. They treat you lesser than them. It does not matter how much care you have for your friend. They will never treat you like you deserve, and eventually the one who treated you like crap doesn’t change, and tosses you out like garbage.

“I’m really struggling right now Lewis. Would you mind just listening? It would really help”

“Lol nice”

Bad friends aren’t worth having around, know your value.

by Golden Lizard May 14, 2021


friend shui

The art or practice of clearing your life of any friends who cause extra cludder or drama in order to keep a simple, easy, carefree, uplifting social life for yourself.

"Marcel is driving me insane with his constant drama."

"You need to adopt friend shui and get rid of that stuff."

"yeah."

by merrifengshui August 30, 2012


Friend of Alice

A person who enjoys experimenting with psychedelic drugs.
Referencing Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Alice's literal trip down the rabbit hole.

Hey there stranger are you a Friend of Alice? Then I've got just the psychedelia for you!

What's with your friend Gary? He's been in the corner laughing hysterically and taking to the wallpaper for awhile now.

Oh Gary? He's a Friend of Alice.

by Sick Trickle February 24, 2021


Friend crush

Basically like a crush but instead of wanting to date the person you want to be friends with them

Girl 1: omg shes sooo funny

Girl 2: ikr! She’s my friend crush
Girl 1: me too!!

by tiktokGorl October 29, 2019


Grandma Friend

Similar responsibilities and worries of the mom friend; gift giving/spending money is their love language, they drive safely/slowly, typically WAY too cool, love thrift shopping/garage sales, and CAN do the following: have funky hair, morning person, and dress like an old lady.

Woah! She's the grandma friend of the group. She's like the mom friend but spoils friends rotten!

by cr4zy_creations March 11, 2021


3D Friend

3D Friend 2D Friend Meeting in Person Adds Dimension but not everything

Because I had met her in real life and could hug her and see all sides of her, I considered her a 3D Friend. My computer friends, while I'm able to love them, remain 2D Friends. Dimension is nice but not everything.

by Poppy Doodle August 24, 2019


Comment Friends

when 2 people are friends on Facebook, but only talk to each other through commenting each others statuses, pictures, or videos. Generally, do not talk on chat, phone, or in person, but have a strong relationship and understanding of point of views via comments. Small conversations may be carried, responding to a comment, in the commenting area.

"Do you ever talk to Jordyn?" "No, we are just comment friends."

by Mahnamana! February 27, 2010