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smoking google

When someone is talking straight-up talk

Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!

by vinaysmells April 5, 2022


Google Widow

A spouse of a Google employee. A Google Widow spends most of her/his time alone due to their spouse's extreme working conditions, such as early mornings, late nights, and work trips. The Google Widow's situation is also pronounced by the fact that when her/his spouse is physically present, the quality of connection is often poor, as spouse is frequently consumed with stress due to work. Google Widows rarely interact with their spouse without having to compete with a computer, a phone, or other tech gadget that keeps them hooked to work. Though Fortune Magazine consistently ranks Google as the best place to work, Google Widows have complex and conflicted feelings about such an assertion.

Gloria, the Google Widow, will probably come to the party without Tom. Again.

by fiddlehead March 17, 2016


Google believe

When you doubt someone's statement and you fact-check on Google only to find that it does check out as fact during your search.

Ok, most times you're full of shit but this time I Google believe you. A sneeze does travel at over 100 miles an hour out of your mouth!

by Teddy Knight October 24, 2017


google-ise

to look up something on google.

past tense - 'google-ised'

- 'whats the main ingredient in lipstick?'
- i don't know. you'll have to google-ise it'
- ewww, turns out its fish scales...

- 'did you know that one out of twenty people have a spare rib?'

- 'how the hell do know that?!'

- 'i google-ised it'

by JimberleyCotton May 1, 2009


you found this probably through random search or google suggestions

yay
Boyfriend is a young, light-skinned man with spiky cyan hair and a confident expression. He wears a magenta-white T-shirt with a red prohibition sign, baggy dark blue pants, pink-red sneakers with magenta-white shoelaces and soles as well as black dots on the quarters, and a backward pink-red cap with a dark blue brim. He holds a bluish gray microphone in his right hand while keeping his left hand in his pocket. He is drawn in a chibi style, giving the impression that he is very small and/or disproportionate.

During Week 4, his hair gets blown around as a result of standing on a moving car.

During Week 5, he wears a red parka with white fur, light blue pants and light brown snow boots, to suit the Christmas theme.

During Week 6 and as the opponent of the unused song Test, his regular appearance is brightened and rendered in pixel art style. He also moves his mic differently.

During the last track of Week 7, he holds Girlfriend up by the waist with his left hand.

woah did you know Boyfriend is a young, light-skinned man with spiky cyan hair and a confident expression. He wears a magenta-white T-shirt with a red prohibition sign, baggy dark blue pants, pink-red sneakers with magenta-white shoelaces and soles as well as black dots on the quarters, and a backward pink-red cap with a dark blue brim. He holds a bluish gray microphone in his right hand while keeping his left hand in his pocket. He is drawn in a chibi style, giving the impression that he is very small and/or disproportionate.

During Week 4, his hair gets blown around as a result of standing on a moving car.

During Week 5, he wears a red parka with white fur, light blue pants and light brown snow boots, to suit the Christmas theme.

During Week 6 and as the opponent of the unused song Test, his regular appearance is brightened and rendered in pixel art style. He also moves his mic differently.

you found this probably through random search or google suggestions

During the last track of Week 7, he holds Girlfriend up by the waist with his left hand.

by SauceQuest31 December 29, 2022


google frape

Robbery of personal photos and/or data by Google when signed in to seemingly unrelated apps, mail and websites. Alternative - Graped (Google raped) sic Ben Allen 2014

My work email keeps sending pictures of me despite it not being linked to my social network accounts. I've been google fraped

by FZ@ February 25, 2014


PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER

In paying homage to STEVE PAUL "ADAM" JOBS (STAY HUNGRY.STAY F00LISHand his brillianCE as you pretty much know how SUNDER would in APPLE 808 as a SURE LINE would set up this CALENDER.

HI

SOME KIND OF INFINITY .

Compensates for the time round off in minutes and seconds of each day rotating of EARTH AROUND SUN by civilization since the 24 hour day clock was invented and. UTILIZED EVERYWHERE ON EARTH. (LEAP YEAR ...ADDED ANOTHER APRIL FIRST BONUS)

FINALLY makes every person rest easy

SHIT IS PIECES OF APRIL AND PISS IS APRIL WINE.

It is a SUBSTANTIVE proving something is valid in any context of any "FACTUAL NEWS or EVENT occurred is substantiated by PRESS or your OWN EXPERIENCES combined.

Used for this fact that of adjusting numbers of people for optimal minimization and much better communication flow.

HEY You GOO...RS what does our PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER day this COLD EVENING as we all know the date and month are always the same BUTT NOTHING in this universe would work if it wasn't APRIL FIRST, ANY YEAR and GODDAMN you are right SUNDER as WELL NOBLE PEACE EEE TO ALL.

HI ...it is the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER saying S..T= STAY HUNGRY.(T)ALK F00L(I()SH)...6751

THE PERENNIAL GOOGLE. ALPHABET CALENDER .

Hey JOE what CHUCK please have a GOOd DAY and any year you want as rest easy as just listen to ELON REEVE MUSK talk and you will begin to understand his appreciable TESLA TIME CONFLICT as HE MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT as he is RIGHT ALMOST EVERY " TIME" and he is ENTERTAINING to listen to, and FRANKLY he knows OPTIMAL CHANGES as he has YOU TUBE CREDIBILITY.

PISS AND SHIT like an ENGINEER , enjoy every SECOND of it , by the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER " BECAUSE SUNDER will tell all of us no matter where (ware) (wear) we do it even if it means HUMILIATION , NEW INNOVATIVE IDEAS, and FLASHBACKS don't rush TWO AND ONE OF LIFE'S GREATEST PLEASURES.

Just use the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER idea of any year flexibility and you can effectively utilize the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK to gain more insight into the true separation of events

SUNDER recognizes quite handily the usefulness of the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER to manage sizes of meetings to eliminate bureaucratic snarls and make each human being well " FEEL WANTED" as in need to express.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 31, 2022