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girlfriend

something your ass will never get

Mom: you have a girlfriend yet?
Me: no
Mom: Haha just reminding you
Me: Did you see you dad yet?
Mom: nigger

by bigoliymenkisser69 September 15, 2023


Girlfriend

An anonymous person that doesn't exist or dissapears after a couple of days

- How is the machine working automatically?
- My girlfriend is using it
- LMAO

by Twisterwasd February 12, 2023


girlfriends

what other girls call their best friends

girl one: hey girlfriends
girl two: hey girly
girl three: what's up bitch

by daddy????? 420 December 2, 2021


Girlfriend

A amazing girl always there for u and she will stick by ur side no matter what u do. She is beautiful, perfect, Gorgeous, Stunning and she will love you forever. she will make u feel like a star because u are. She is funny and makes u laugh more then anyone. She is Cool, cooler then u which is a suprise. She is someone u need to take care of.

I love my girlfriend.

by Is this used June 8, 2024


Girlfriend

Will suck a fart right from your butthole

Just ask your girlfriend

by Puff Puff Fuck Ya Chica September 4, 2022


Girlfriend

a waste of time: a bad use of time, time spent doing useless or unnecessary things.

Wow, fuck a girlfriend. i'd rather play with some money than play with some pussy.

by LuchGooch November 26, 2020

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Girlfriend

Stop searching for these stupid definitions and maybe you'll get one!

This definition was written by someone without a girlfriend.

by Army of turtle land December 13, 2022