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An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!
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Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?
Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
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A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?
Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!
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Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.
Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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An exclimation used to express anger over the failure to return another man/womans poodle.
charlie, you son of a bitch, you have my poodle, give it back.
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May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what
Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie
Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee
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November 29! the day you have to give your crush your hoodie 👀🤭
mark: Why do you look so nervous?
john: Well i have to give my crush my hoodie today cause it’s give your crush your hoodie day
All girls and boys give your crush a hug or kiss on the cheek good luck
It's national give your crush a hug or kiss
When you give someone an opportunity or am inch they take it out of proportion and take advantage leading to taking a mile.
Person 1: I let my boyfriend talk to females jut as friends but now he’s taking that as an advantage into flirting with other girls.
Person 2: that’s why you can never be too sure about that , you give them an inch they take a mile
telling another person to give you their money, jewelry, or prized possesions
"Bitch! Give me your dunkets!"
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