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1.Some thing to say when something bad has happened to someone you know.
2.Or,if when someones trying to be smart but isnt being smart and someone points it out.
1.person 1:*gets hit by a stick*
person 2: you just got told
2.person 5:O yes look how cool that drawing is the bee has knees
person 6:But, bees dont have knees
person 7:HA person 5 just got told
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A saying held near and dear to those who will fuck anything that walks. Basically means that it's always worth it to beat it up, because no matter how the rest of her looks it's still gonna feel good.
Judd: "Man what in god's name are you doing to that sheep?"
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."
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adj- to get something for cheap or way under price named for the Clipse mixtape series I Got It For Cheap!
DudeA: Damn them Dub zeros is cruical who much were they, $140?
DudeB: Naw man I got that shit on clipse! My friend mike boosted a bunch of them from Champs an they only $65 from him.
DudeA:$65 What that dude's number!!
DudeB:Can't tell you man.
DudeA:Thats find im With the BBB Better Buisness Burea and your ass is grass.
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defenition:
"You got me hooked" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is marriage material.
Synonym: im all yours, i want your dick, im in love, be with me forever.
Omg netflix and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick... you got me hooked
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describes a girl who is really hyper uptight and/or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a long while.
a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"That girl ain't got no dick, that's why."
A gang beat up a big nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.
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What a half retarded redneck from texas will say right before he gets stabbed with a pencil.
I said OMG he gots a knife... i looked left, i looked to the right and wham! it felt like a needle going in.
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Just a corny thing to say if your wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and the hood is down; normally meant to say your friends and/or neighborhood is protecting you.
"Hey guys, the hoods got my back."
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