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when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases
jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid
The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey
Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.
The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey
Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.
When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree
Abbey: Same here 🎄
Hyde Park Christmas or Ls6mas is a phrase used by Leeds locals, that refers to a specific time of year (June 25th-July 3rd), where 50,000 Leeds university students all simultaneously move house or graduate and leave the city.
In doing so they either sell or leave behind most of their belongings, hence the term 'Hyde Park Christmas or Ls6mas', as Headingley and Hyde Park are large student areas in Leeds.
Hyde Park Christmas or Ls6mas is a phrase used by Leeds locals, that refers to a specific time of year (June 25th-July 3rd), where 50,000 Leeds university students all simultaneously move house or graduate and leave the city.
'Yoo I can't wait for Hyde Park Christmas last year I picked up a free 32" tv and someone sold me their MacBook Pro for £30, these students will leave behind anything'
the fuzzies you get when you’re cycling or walking homeward during the christmastime, when it’s quickly getting dark and the silent streets feel warm (even though it’s almost freezing).
Mother: "Did you mind walking home this evening?"
Daughter: "No, I got the Homeward Christmas Fuzzies!"
Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.
"I need to put my Christmas decorations up."
"ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET"